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  CONTENTS

  Preface

  Arriving in the future

  The Chinese dream

  No book about China

  Millionaires in tracksuits

  The electric city

  High tech and hot pot

  Selling for pros

  Wild West Street

  Dogs and local politics

  Very famous soon

  Hearts and thumbs-ups

  The restaurant at the end of the world

  Pinkland

  Schnappi in Shanghai

  A pensive Hulk

  Internet celebrity face

  Not as bad as Hitler

  The Master’s voice

  Hitchhiking to Shangri-La

  God of wisdom

  Child support

  New border

  Forty percent

  Acknowledgments

  Notes

  For Xiao Bai

  • • • • • •

  A grandpa and his grandson admire the view from a hill. The grandson says: “The neon lights are pretty because they make the city colorful.” The grandpa replies: “Before there were neon lights people could see the stars, which was much prettier.”

  Write an essay on this subject.

  An exercise for teenagers preparing for the gaokao exams for university acceptance in the province of Liaoning

  12 weeks

  Total mileage 9,360 (15,063 km)

  BY PLANE: 3,900 (6,276 km)

  BY TRAIN: 3,300 (5,311 km)

  BY BUS/CAR: 2,120 (3,412 km)

  BY SHIP: 40 (64 km)

  PREFACE

  MY TRIP TO China took place many months before the whole world knew about a city called Wuhan. With 11 million inhabitants, it was one of those megacities that, for a long time, few people outside of China had ever heard of. In January 2020, I was following the events of the burgeoning pandemic from a distance. But since I had been to China recently, the footage of empty streets in huge cities, the thought of people stuck in those high-rise apartments I had visited, stuck for sixty or seventy days without being allowed to set foot outside even once—it all probably felt less far away for me than for people watching the news without firsthand experience of traveling in China.

  I was still in contact with some of my friends from the trip and heard about their coronavirus experiences. You will meet some of them in this book—for instance, Qing, a policewoman who works in a prison. Over email, she told me about her new working routines in the time of COVID-19: guards at the prison were divided into three groups. For the first two weeks, Group A stayed at home, and Group B went into quarantine in a separate guards’ unit with dorms, which they weren’t allowed to leave. Meanwhile, Group C, who had already completed the two-week quarantine, did the actual work in the prison—not going home between shifts, of course. The groups take turns in this rotation, so that every employee spends four weeks isolated from their family and two weeks at home, all to make sure the inmates won’t get the virus.

  You will also meet the artist Lin, who managed to escape China after I visited her and now lives in another country (I’m quite happy about this, as I felt her eagerness to speak up against the government was going to get her in trouble). Recently, I saw some of her social media posts where she criticized China for holding back important facts about human-to-human transmission of the virus.

  Another Chinese friend from Beijing (she is not mentioned in the book) started writing a corona diary on Facebook. She has chronicled her anger about the mistakes in the Chinese response and the government’s lack of transparency. On February 1, she wrote about the problem of the lack of supplies in hospitals. On February 3, she posted a photo of a line in front of a restaurant where people stood ten feet apart from each other. Three days later, she posted a photo of a completely empty intersection on a weekday along one of Beijing’s busiest roads. Then, on February 11, she advised her readers to “wear a mask and stay healthy,” later adding she couldn’t believe how slow Western countries were in implementing compulsory masks. Her accounts were like a window into the future and gave me the chance to adapt much more quickly to the changes that became a reality in Europe and North America just a few weeks later. There is something weirdly symbolic about this: my trip to China, the trip you are going to read about, also felt a lot like a look into the future, mainly in terms of high-tech development, surveillance and modern autocratic leadership.

  I’ve always known it is a good thing to travel and learn from the experiences of people in other countries. But only since COVID-19 wreaked havoc around the world have I realized that such knowledge can actually save lives.

  STEPHAN ORTH, May 2020

  ARRIVING IN THE FUTURE

  I’M RACING THROUGH a labyrinth of skyscrapers made of glass and concrete in a flying car. The sky is black and the windows glow coldly; instead of streets, neon light beams show the way. I hear the sound of a horn—a strange old-fashioned sound—and react with a lightning-fast maneuver upwards. Just in time, as I avoid colliding with an approaching flying object that looks like a cargo train. An LED traffic sign displays some information: October 21, 2052, 9:45, 23 degrees Celsius, rain.

  Suddenly, a flying black convertible sports car with a huge skull decorating the trunk overtakes me. The driver has a human head with an eye patch and the body of a robot. He brakes right in front of me and shoots a ray at me from his arm that envelops my passenger, dragging her into his car. She has pink eyes and hair, and the metallic limbs of a robot’s body.

  He accelerates and I follow him through the canyons between the buildings and across a black lake reflecting the cyan lights of the city. A couple of police jets come to my aid, swishing left and right around me and ramming the bad guy’s flying machine. He nose-dives and his passenger tumbles out, but with another lightning-fast maneuver and a plucky hand-grip, I can save her.

  Done. The words “winner is human” appear on the screen.

  I take off my virtual reality glasses, release my safety belt and stand up. On the way to the exit I have to walk through a store selling plastic swords and zodiac mugs, drones and robots; they even have electric ladybugs and a “baby’s first robot.” I buy nothing.

  Back in the fresh air. “China’s First Big-Data Demonstration Park” is written on one poster on the wall of a dark gray building, “Oriental Science Fiction Valley” on another. Both names for the 330-acre complex in Guiyang are somewhat misleading, as what is supposed to be “Oriental” here is not particularly obvious, and “Big-Data” refers not to the massive processing of statistical data but rather the huge computer capacity necessary for creating digital 3-D worlds. Still, there is no harm done if visitors’ brains link important futuristic buzzwords to a positive experience.

  Carefree young families wander around the site, the children running ahead to other dark gray buildings with attractions called Alien Battlefield, Sky Crisis and Interstellar Lost.

  The newly opened park is flooded with visitors, and online comments state that people have to line up for hours on end. Today it doesn’t appear so, but maybe it’s too early in the day. Staff wear light blue uniforms with silver stripes, a mixture of Star Trek chic and tracksuits. On the lapel is a logo of a robot head encompassed by eight rays like a portrayal of a saint. When they greet visitors, the young men and women raise their right hand in a Spock salute.

  A 173-foot-tall sculpture resembling an oversized Transformers action figure dominates the middle of the park. It has colossal feet but a strikingly small head, the same as the one on the uniform lapels, and the body language is that of a commander urging on his army. An army of dozens of smaller statues of cyborgs stand at the edge of a neatly tarred circular path: silent observers with weapons at
the ready but at the same time appearing not particularly unfriendly.

  I came here to discover how China imagines the future and I find mighty machine gods and humans groomed to uniformity.

  A clown twists balloons into cute animal for kids. He doesn’t really fit into the science-fiction surroundings, but maybe the park director employed him because he realized that all the gray buildings and robots made the atmosphere a bit grim. If there were an award for the most depressing amusement park in the world, this one would be a front-runner.

  A ride called Fly over Guizhou promises light entertainment with a virtual 3-D trip to the top ten sites in Guizhou province: Huangguoshu Waterfall, the Dragon Palace Caves, Hongfeng Lake.

  A couple of dozen serpentine metal railings lead to a carriage with room for eight. I am the only passenger. Solitude in China—that’s a pretty exclusive experience. The carriage clatters off, but something isn’t right. In my digital glasses I can only see a kind of courtyard; the walls around me are light and dark gray like the buildings outside but enclosing me, with no way out. A woman’s voice keeps repeating the same Chinese sentence, but I don’t understand a single word. I have 360-degree vision, but I can do nothing; I can’t make decisions, can’t take the initiative.

  I take off the virtual reality headset. The raised tracks go in a long curve through a dark, empty hall; on the walls are ducts of a ventilation system. To the left and right is a six-foot drop to the ground, and thirty feet in front of me there seems to be some sort of door. The carriage refuses to move.

  Back on with the headset and back to the digital world. Nothing has changed. The walls remain blank; the voice repeats its sentence. I’m quite sure it doesn’t say, “Winner is human.” I am in a digital no-man’s-land, caught in an error of virtual reality.

  HAMBURG

  Population: 1.8 million

  THE CHINESE DREAM

  SIX WEEKS EARLIER

  EVERY JOURNEY BEGINS with an idea. In this case it’s Yang’s idea of printing my face on packages of sausages. “You look trustworthy. With your photo on them, the sales of Chinese sausages will double,” she says.

  I try imagining such a product on the supermarket shelf. It doesn’t really match my professional ambitions, but luckily, she has a few other suggestions.

  “You could be a movie star. They are always looking for foreigners for supporting roles. Or go on a dating show. Every woman would want you. You could work as a fake CEO—put on a suit and pretend to be a German manager at trade fairs. Chinese firms will pay you well because they want an international image.”

  Yang sits on a folding chair in my kitchen in Hamburg, drinking green tea and describing her country as the land of unlimited opportunity. At least for a “long nose” like me.

  “English or German teacher—they’ll take anyone and pay you three times as much as the locals. Or you could advertise skin-whitening cream.”

  My Chinese visitor speaks rapidly, almost without taking a breath, as if every tenth of a second of silence is a waste of time. Sometimes a slight twitch in the corner of her mouth betrays a good pinch of humor in her word torrent.

  “You could be a fortune-teller with millions of online followers. Grow a beard and people would believe you. Or a rent-a-boyfriend for New Year’s parties, to try to calm parents who want their daughters to finally marry. You seem healthy—you could sell a kidney. There’s a huge organ market in south China. But be careful they don’t steal them from you. As a German, you can always open a bar, a bakery or a butcher shop. It’s so unfair. In Europe they only ask me whether I can give massages, but if you go to China, you can be whatever you want. Soon you will be rich and famous.”

  Yang stumbled across me on Couchsurfing.com, asked for a place to sleep and is now staying on my couch for the weekend. While listening to her monologue, I made up my mind about my next destination. Yang herself hasn’t been back home for a few months, because she moved from south China to Berlin to do her master’s degree in biology.

  “Every day since I’ve been in Germany I feel a bit more left behind,” she says. “I’m becoming lazy.”

  “What do you mean?”

  “In China, everything happens faster. People have goals and begin each new day with pep. In Germany, they wake up and the first thing they think is: How long is it to the weekend?”

  It’s Saturday afternoon and she chats on for hours. Has listless Europe had such an effect on her that she is now capable of such indolence? At the same time, she seems anything but languid; everything about her betrays a certain urgency: her brisk pace, her colorful trainers, even her polo shirt collar, which pokes out from under her sweater on one side while the other side remains tucked in.

  “Perhaps the Chinese want to live every day as if it were their last,” says Yang. “Work hard because, who knows, maybe tomorrow it will be over?”

  “If I knew that today was my last day, I would do a thousand things, but working wouldn’t be one of them.”

  “In China such an attitude is called wasting your youth, squandering the productive years of your life. If you are productive, then you are contributing something to the common good, earning money, or at least doing something for your own benefit. You are not just hanging around and wasting oxygen.”

  “Sometimes I think wasting oxygen is perfectly okay.”

  “You lazy laowai!” she says, and laughs. Laowai means “old foreigner,” but another translation is “always a foreigner,” which sounds like an indication that China doesn’t make life particularly easy for visitors.

  • • • • • •

  I’VE BEEN TO China three times before—in 2008, 2014 and 2017. Everything changes so quickly that each time the country seemed completely different: New skyscraper neighborhoods, new successful companies, new technologies, new codes of behavior. More railway tracks, more airports, more high tech, more restrictions, more people and, in my head each time, a bit more knowledge but also more questions. If this transformation was such an intense experience for me, then what is it like for the Chinese? How do the high-speed changes affect people and their day-to-day lives? And what can we expect when China increasingly influences world affairs in the future?

  I want to go there once more, not just because of Yang’s promises. I want to try to understand how the Chinese see the world. I want to talk to them about their dreams and fears, about life and love and about where this huge country is heading.

  “China has to understand the world better, and the world has to understand China better,” said President Xi Jinping in 2016. And it’s true there is hardly any other country with a comparable worldwide political influence that has, despite tourism and globalization, remained so unknown to so many.

  And a trip to the Middle Kingdom is particularly interesting now because it is going through an epoch-making transformation. After years of incredible economic boom in which clever imitation played a central role, there is now a trend towards creating something of their own, something new. Under the slogan “Made in China 2025,” President Xi wants to mold the digital future, banking on artificial intelligence, high tech and a form of surveillance state that makes Orwell’s ideas look tame. At the same time, China is buying into businesses worldwide, developing new trade routes with the One Belt, One Road initiative and making whole countries dependent on China by granting credit. All over the world, Western trading partners are losing ground as China secures one major contract after the other. Few have noticed just how large their economic influence already is. While their northern neighbor Russia acts like a bogus giant geopolitically, China behaves like a bogus dwarf, with “hide your strength and bide your time,” the motto of previous party leader Deng Xiaoping, proving to be an ingenious strategy. While their rival, the USA, is withdrawing from foreign policy responsibilities and terminating all sorts of alliances according to the slogan “America First,” China is ready to refashion the global economy according to its own rules. Certainties, which had seemed steadfast for decades, are
beginning to shake. With its economic success, this new world power offers an ideological counter-model to democracy, making Europe or North America appear ineffectual, discordant and slow in comparison.

  So, Yang is right, and Xi Jinping, too. In China, everything is happening quicker, and we need to know more about one another.

  Once the weekend was over and Yang had left my couch, I downloaded a visa application.

  NO BOOK ABOUT CHINA

  CHINA DOESN’T WANT foreign travelers to use hotels other than those that have been specially prescribed for them. China doesn’t want visitors staying overnight in private accommodations without registering with the police. China doesn’t want foreigners to witness poverty when the official narrative stresses progress. China wants sycophants not questioners, propaganda not realism, honeyed lips not hair in the soup.

  And China wants tourists to check out the attractions. But, to me, people who travel just to tick off the top sites are rather like guests meeting Bill Gates, Banksy and Angela Merkel at a pajama party only to say afterwards that the chandelier in the hall was quite pretty. On this trip, China’s magnificent showplaces will only play a peripheral role. I want to look behind the facade of the new superpower. I want to enter the living rooms.

  On a miserable February morning, I ride to the Elbchaussee, a grand boulevard with the villas of shipping bosses, classical country houses and fancy restaurants. The Chinese consul has invited me for a private chat. Now, is it an honor or a threat?

  A visit to a consul—that sounds like wood-paneled walls, heavy leather armchairs and old single malt whiskey. I was way off. The official residence of the Chinese consulate general is, compared to the neighboring houses, pure understatement, more like a village post office than a showcase palace. Plastic chairs, a rack with Chinese newspapers, waiting stacks of forms in plastic folders and the smells of photocopiers, jasmine tea and floor cleaner.